My Fisherman Helps Me Plot
This is a true story! A conversation between me and my husband, the Fisherman!
Me: Want to help me write this book I’m working on?
Fisherman: Sure.*pauses* He grabs the sword and swings it toward–
Me: No. I write western romance, remember?
Him: Oh yeah. Let’s see…He pulled his six-shooter and–
Me: No! Wait. I write contemporary western romance.
Him: Okay. I’ve got it…He pulled a Glock and begin shooting. He used a Glock because he’s a modern cowboy.
Me: Hmm…I don’t think so. Thanks anyway.
Him: Any time.
And this is why my husband and I are not a writing team.